Part of the experience at the doctor’s office is getting weighed. On Friday, I stepped on the scale and, to my surprise, discovered I weighed 123 pounds.
However, I have a scale at home and know I weigh around 115 pounds.
I immediately spoke up and said, “Um, I think the scale may be broken. I don’t weigh 123 pounds.”
{I knew I drank a lot the night before, but didn’t eat much. Could I have consumed 8 pounds of alcohol in just six hours?}
The nurse smiled and said, “No, it’s not broken. I just weighed myself this morning!”
I convinced the smiling nurse to try another scale. I stepped on and confidently smiled when the digital display read 116 pounds.
Here’s what’s weird about this experience. If I really weighed 123 pounds — but thought I only weighed 115 pounds — I wouldn’t have minded a bit. My clothes aren’t fitting any differently and, for the most part, I’m happy with how my body looks.
However, when I thought I weighed 123 pounds, I wouldn’t stand for it — not when I knew I weighed 115 pounds.
Why the hell does my brain work this way? Weight is just a number!