This hilarious YouTube video should clear things up, right?

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I voted today.

Have you?

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Fact: I work for a telecommunications provider, yet my TV at home hasn’t been turned on for days.

Better yet, I have several weeks’ worth of recorded programming on my DVR that has yet to be viewed.

I have, however, whored out my high-speed Internet network like no other this weekend.

Does that count for anything?

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Following my sugar-induced coma on Halloween (and on Wednesday, Thursday and, now, today), I have determined that Now and Laters are Treats of the Devil.

They literally make my teeth ache because of (1) the amount of sugar; and (2) the literal hardness of the candy.

Don’t even think of biting into a Now and Later too soon. You’ll regret it now … and later.

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While driving through Omaha’s midtown area earlier this week, I discovered a most cerebral and respectful bumper sticker on a shiny, black SUV:

“My other ride is your mom.”

Lovely sentiment, isn’t it?

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Here’s a quick (and satirical) read on how Google is woven into words of advice from years ago.

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Happy Halloween to you!

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The talented Chris Machian paid me a visit earlier today to take a few photos of me in my back yard.

This photo will be used on the contributors page of the New York City-based bridal magazine I write for.

Which one do you like best?

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The bridal magazine I write for has requested I submit a bio and headshot for its contributors page, as I have an article in the December issue.

Anyone care to have some fun and draft my profile? The funnier and less true, the better ;-)

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I just walked in the door from work and am contemplating whether I should walk the two blocks from my house to Austins Steakhouse for dinner.

The other options are to eat leftover tuna noodle casserole, bake a chicken pot pie or a frozen cheese pizza.

But I can always smell Austins from my driveway, and the scent is especially strong and tempting on cold evenings (such as tonight).

What’s a girl to do?

Update @ 8:57 p.m.: I did, in fact, walk to Austins tonight for dinner. My meal: generous dinner salad, 8 oz. whiskey sirloin with A1 steak sauce, baked potato and biscuits with honey butter. My meal was divine and I am stuffed.

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