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Coming Soon! Nerdy Thirty by Wendy Townley


Late last year I shared the exciting news of my first book. Nerdy Thirty will be published this spring by WriteLife, and I couldn’t be more thrilled at the prospect of reading my work in print. The book is a collection of humorous essays that recount personal experiences from childhood, my painfully awkward teen years, college and those leading up to the big three-oh, which happened in December 2008.

I began writing the book nearly six years ago without really knowing it. Last year, after turning thirty, I put “pen to paper” and got serious about writing a book, something I’ve talked about for years.

In the coming weeks expect a sneak peek at the book’s cover design, publication date, Web site launch, book readings and signings, and more! In the meantime, remember to bookmark the Nerdy Thirty Web site, along with the book’s Facebook and Twitter pages. And if you want to be kept in-the-know about Nerdy Thirty happenings, join the email list. Just send a note to nerdythirty@gmail.com.

Write Now: The Story of Fred and Leroy


The Story of Fred and Leroy: Our Mom Has Asperger’s Syndrome
By Wendy Hamilton

 

This essay was originally published in conjunction with the January-February 2010 issue of Autism Asperger’s Digest.

 

For as long as I can remember, my mom has called me “Fred” and my big sister “Leroy.” We always knew our mom was different. We shared this magical, mysterious family secret that no one else could ever understand. “Who would want to?” I used to think.

 

It first occurred to me that people might be interested in our story in 2003. I was living outside the Washington, DC area working at Imagination Stage, a theatre arts center for children and families. There were a handful of theatre troupes for children with mixed abilities, and when they grew into adults and aged out of the mainstream school system, they were encouraged to continue participating in the troupes.

 

In my volunteer time, I was a mentor for the adult troupe Wings! The group was comprised of actors ranging in age from 21 to 50 with a variety of cognitive, physical, and/or developmental disabilities. Each year, through therapeutic and explorative theatre exercises and games, Wings! presented an original play based on their participants’ real-life experiences living with disabilities.

 

As I became comfortable with my fellow actors, I began to open up about my mom and her differences, still very cautious in my description of her challenges. I told them her behavior had characteristics of Tourette’s Syndrome, Attention Deficit Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and a variety of learning disabilities. But these were all assumptions. Leroy and I had diagnosed our mom based on our own rudimentary research And we were coping without any kind of formal evaluation, diagnosis or treatment.

 

I was approached by the director and script-writer for Wings! about creating a scene between a mother with disabilities and her daughter. After we drafted a short monologue, affectionately called the Momologue, I asked the troupe if I could read it during rehearsal. For many of them, it was the first time they understood the complexity of my mom’s disabilities. My reading was met with tears, laughter, and acceptance. There were also many, many questions. “What was it like?” “How is she now?” “Are you like her?” “How can she have disabilities and be your mom?” “Is this a true story?” I realized that not only was it helpful for me to open up about my mom, people were really fascinated to hear our story.

 

While I found myself seeking every opportunity to talk about my mom with friends, family, colleagues, and anyone who was interested – which seemed to be everyone! – Leroy and I became increasingly frustrated because we still didn’t really know how to label our mom. With me living on the East Coast and Leroy working as a teacher in Nebraska, we didn’t know where to begin. We read, researched, even went to family counseling for guidance. It wasn’t like we could just go to the source and say, “Hey Mom, what do you think you have?”

 

Communicating my mom is unique on a variety of levels, which is why Leroy and I consider ourselves bilingual. People who have learned to speak more than one language from an early age have the ability to connect in multiple worlds, almost instinctively. Such is the case for us. We can communicate in the “normal” world, and in our “mom” world – literally and figuratively.

 

Her vernacular is based in humor and almost always has an exaggerated East Coast accent. Everyone and everything has a nickname or an altered title, not because she’s incompetent or doesn’t know the given names of people and things. It’s just more comfortable for her to use her own words, as in calling us “Fred” and “Leroy.” She never says “soap opera”  – it’s called a “soapie.” Fish are referred to as “pfthleh.” When she is scared, she says, “skin!” which is accompanied by an animated hand flapping gesture. She’s never excited, she’s “recited.” One of my personal favorites is how she refers to herself: “Moppy” instead of “Mommy.”

 

When we were growing up, our Moppy provided us with basic needs like food, shelter and clothing. She performed regularly scheduled duties such as taking out the garbage, driving the carpool, and occasionally attended our dance recitals and concerts. When we were young children, she went grocery shopping and did the laundry. She was incredibly attentive to our pets and always greeted them with endless kisses and hugs. More than anything, she never took herself too seriously. Whatever her insecurities may have been as a wife and mother, she always presented herself honestly. But the silent question remained: why was she so different?

 

The list of things she didn’t do while raising us goes on and on. Thankfully, Leroy and I were acutely self-sufficient and independent. Our Moppy didn’t cook for us or clean the house. She didn’t help us with homework, teach us how to wear makeup, or tell us about the birds and the bees. She was more comfortable being affectionate with us when we were small children. She required hours upon hours of “me time,” during which she would obsessively watch TV and read her magazines, which to me was interpreted as a painful rejection. Was she abusive? Certainly not! Were drugs or alcohol a factor? Never. So what caused her to be so seemingly indifferent to us?

 

Our mom’s mom, Granny, has always been supportive and very involved with Leroy and me. In fact, our relationship with her feels more like mother-to-daughters than grandmother-to-granddaughters. But she also didn’t have any answers. Describing my mom’s childhood is hard for our Granny. It was the 1950’s and society placed a terrible stigma on children who were less than perfect or damaged in some way. My Granny suffered years of personal torment, asking herself if her daughter’s oddities were her fault. Did she harm her baby girl by allowing the doctor to deliver her via forceps? Was it the Phenobarbital she gave her for colic? Her fears morphed into anger and denial, causing a tumultuous relationship with her only daughter. “Oh, just try harder. Apply yourself!” Granny would shout at my mom. Even now, my mom instantly regresses into an enraged child around her mother.

 

My mom was destined to slip under the radar. She seemed to develop normally through kindergarten. Around age six, she first exhibited symptoms of social and developmental difficulties and was labeled a “problem child.” As my Granny explains it, she simply stopped accelerating, without rhyme or reason. Did something happen? Was there a trauma? Was something there since birth but remained dormant until this time? What was wrong with her?

 

Though my mom was able to finish high school, it was extremely difficult because she never received the special attention she needed. She was teased and didn’t fit in socially, though she did have a handful of girl friends. She repeated eleventh grade because of her academic challenges, and transferred schools in order to graduate with a clean slate. Sadly, she didn’t have peace at home either. Her father was verbally abusive and neglectful; they never mended their broken relationship. In the late 1960’s, he was stricken with dementia, leaving my Granny as the sole provider for the family. Fortunately, my mom had a special connection to her youngest brother. He was a dedicated source of support for her – never judging, never pushing; always accepting.

 

Surviving life’s challenges with a non-traditional mother was like watching a movie. When I spent the night at a friend’s house, I eagerly anticipated watching their normal mom doing normal things like making dinner, or bringing a neatly folded blanket out of the laundry room, or engaging in important adult conversations with neighbors. I knew my mom wasn’t like the other moms, but I couldn’t explain why. She dressed strangely, made funny noises with her nose and throat, and she didn’t have friendships with our friends’ moms, or participate in other normal activities like the PTA or bake sales.

 

In our minds we knew she loved us. After all, she was our mother…she had to love us. But in our hearts, we knew it was a different kind of love; one not expressed by typical “how was your day today, Honey?” inquiries nor random acts of kindness, like a kiss on the forehead as she passed through the room. Did we know she loved us? Yes. But feeling love from a parent with Asperger’s was – and remains – a constant work in progress.

 

As a child, I was anxious and depressed, and I needed a mommy to make it all better. And what did I have? A woman I called “Moppy” who didn’t relate to me or know how to support me. She used to call me “Daddy’s little clone” because he and I had a healthy relationship. Her distance toward me made me wonder if I was a selfish, ungrateful child who didn’t love her mother the right way. Was something wrong with me? Did I do something wrong? Why didn’t she like me? Was it all in my head?

 

I felt isolated and defective during these lonely years. I didn’t want to burden anyone with my insecurities, especially Leroy. So vibrant and ever living life to the fullest, she seemed to thrive in her new world of independence. From my perspective, she didn’t need our mom the way I needed her. To me, my pretty and talented big sister was going to grow up untarnished by our weird mom. She learned how to cook, how to dress in trendy fashions, and she went on dates with boys. Her life was sure to be full of color and shine (maybe it was all that Aqua Net?) and mine was dull and gray.

 

And where was our father during this most unconventional of childhoods? Loving, feisty and fiercely intelligent, our dad was the foundation of our stability. A gentle Daddy, his love for us was – and still is – unconditional. But his personal struggle with our mom’s situation became all but unbearable. He was impatient and intolerant with her, and lashed out verbally. He distanced himself from her and took up hobbies to keep himself distracted. Make no mistake: she knew just how to push his buttons. There is a part of her excited by rebellion, and she was fully aware of the consequences of her negative actions. Their 22-year marriage was anything but ideal, and the only solution was to separate. Their decision came as a welcome relief to Leroy and me. “Thank goodness!” we shouted, reassuring them they needn’t stay together for our benefit.

 

Their divorce was final in 1993 and my dad was granted full custody of me. The day my mom moved out of the house, I snuck a letter into her suitcase with the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s song, “I Will Always Love You.” It must have been my last ditch effort to break down her stone-cold emotional wall. To this day, I don’t know if she ever found the letter or read it.

 

My Moppy and I became estranged for almost four years. We had no interaction of any kind. Occasionally, she would come to visit the pets but my dad would make sure I wasn’t home. It was just too painful for me to try to have a relationship with her. I think subconsciously I knew our separation wouldn’t last forever, but shutting her out was my only way to cope.

 

It’s hard for all of us to recall those years of transition and loneliness. My cool big sister had moved out, trying to prove herself to the world and make it on her own. She felt detached from both parents. Meanwhile, I did my best to make it through adolescence without a mother in my life.

 

When I was preparing to leave for college, my mom approached Leroy about reconciling with me. Reluctantly, I agreed on the condition that Leroy would mediate. We all met for lunch and shared awkward small talk. My mom asked if I would call her once a month, which I agreed to do thinking she’d never remember that she asked me. I started calling her on the 27th day of every month and surprisingly, she was quick to remind me if I missed our phone date. We slowly began to reconnect and even spent a few holidays together when I came home from school. As I matured, I eventually found forgiveness. Even though I still didn’t understand at the time why she was the way she was, I knew I had to stop blaming her. It wasn’t her fault. It’s just the way she was.

 

In the late 2000’s, my mom’s symptoms became even more confusing and complex. Her behavior simply didn’t fit the normal aging process. For instance, during Leroy’s baby shower, my mom behaved strangely child-like. She had written a poem for the baby, and Leroy read it aloud for her guests. During the reading, my mom was sitting on the floor, rocking back and forth, moving her mouth and making sounds (but not saying any words), and flailing her wrists up and down very rapidly. At the end of the poem, she jumped up, raised her arms in victory and shouted, “Go Grandma Moppy!!”

 

Over the next few months, my Granny, Leroy, and I became concerned for my mom’s well-being, but felt lost for direction. We were fairly certain she had OCD in addition to a learning disability. But we just knew there was more. We had to find the answer. After several phone calls to social workers, mental health professionals, and her insurance company, the three of us decided to embark upon an intervention.

 

Personally, I was fraught with anxiety that my mom would feel betrayed, defensive, and that her intense paranoia would cause a downward spiral of erratic behavior. Imagine being a middle-aged woman and having your most trusted family members tell you your safety and well-being could be at risk and that you might actually have a disorder?

 

Because my Granny, Leroy and I lived in different parts of the country at the time, our intervention was planned as a three-way phone call. Fearing the worst, I listened as Leroy made the call and presented our Moppy with some of the benefits of seeking a medical opinion. To our amazement, our mom simply said, “Okay, if you think it will help.”

 

The process started in the summer of 2006. When we got an appointment with a psychologist who was recommended by her general practitioner, I flew back to Nebraska to support my mom and Leroy, and also to satisfy my own curiosity. Our first session ended with the following diagnosis: “She’s just eccentric, have her take some anti-anxiety meds.” Obviously that accomplished less than a band-aid would on a gaping wound, so we moved on to the next psychologist who was recommended by a family friend. This doctor gave us our second diagnosis: “She has ADHD and she should consider taking Ritalin.” While that seemed more thorough than the first diagnosis, it clearly wasn’t enough. Feeling defeated by the system, we put things on hold for a few months.

 

And that’s when fate stepped in. On my way back from DC to Nebraska for the holidays, I had a chance encounter with a psychiatrist when I fainted mid-flight between DC and Chicago. He escorted me on the second leg of the trip from Chicago to Omaha, monitoring my vitals. He and I talked non-stop during the flight, and he took a special interest in helping my family’s quest for a diagnosis. He put me in touch with mental health professionals at The Nebraska Medical Center. In the spring of 2007, we were granted a full psychiatric evaluation for my mom, on the eve of her 58th birthday. She bravely answered each question, completed each test, and allowed a medical professional some insight to her way of life. On a five-page memo, the diagnosis included Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), Tic Disorder, and Non-Verbal Learning Disorder (NVLD) with characteristics of Asperger’s Syndrome, in addition to Attention Deficit/Hyperactive Disorder (AD/HD), severe anxiety and paranoia. FINALLY! A label! Many, many labels! A real diagnosis for my Moppy!

 

But now what?

 

The diagnosis didn’t change anything. It wasn’t a quick fix. There was no crystal ball full of answers. We were suddenly thrust into a new world of questions, frustrations, terminology, legal options and mountains of paperwork. It was hard to measure the urgency of our mom’s situation. Nothing was immediately changing in her life, but now there was so much more to consider, and we didn’t want it to get worse. Leroy and I have always been a team, but I found myself having a much more intense reaction to “officially” having a mom with disabilities. I assumed much of the responsibility of her treatment and in turn, my own mental health suffered from the overwhelming feelings of obligation.  I wanted to make up for lost time and be a dutiful daughter who spared no expense to help care for her special needs parent. With the support of my family and friends, I eventually resurfaced with a healthier approach to assisting my mom.

 

My family is keenly aware that my mom’s diagnosis isn’t a cure. She is today who she has always been, yet we finally know what that means. The diagnosis became the key that unlocked the mystery of her life. After more than 50 years of being pushed aside as “eccentric,” “different,” and “troubled,” my mom is finally getting the treatment she deserves. She attends regular cognitive therapy sessions that provide her with useful remedies to better cope with life. She doesn’t always do her homework, but she isn’t ashamed to talk about her challenges, and can more easily identify her accomplishments. She is employed, and lives and drives independently. She is the mother of two successful, grown daughters, and the grandmother of a remarkable little boy.

 

I believe that everyone is damaged and perfected by their parents. Our story is fundamentally no different from yours, or your friend’s, or your friend’s friends. We had good times, we had hard times. We went through phases of idolizing our mom, and sometimes wishing we were adopted. As we age, every child faces the possibility of having the roles reversed, when we must become the caregiver to our parents. For Fred and Leroy, the roles will never reverse. We have always instinctively known we must care for our Aspie mom, even before her condition had a name.

 

The greatest and most profound result of my mom’s diagnosis is watching her accept herself and understand that it’s not her fault. During a casual conversation, the topic of being on the spectrum came up and she got confused about her diagnosis. I said, “Mom, you have Asperger’s, which is on the Autism spectrum, remember?” With a touch of enlightenment shining through her deep brown eyes, she said, “Is that why I’ve always felt like I don’t get it?” I simply nodded, feeling a mixture of pity and relief. This was her moment of clarity. And, true to form, using her gift for unconventional language, she says she’s okay having Asperger’s… because she likes asparagus and burgers.

 

About Wendy Hamilton
Never at a loss for words, Wendy Hamilton has always secretly wanted to be a writer. A dancer, actor and arts manager by trade, she became a disability advocate in the early 2000’s when she lived in the Washington, DC area and mentored adults with cognitive, developmental and physical differences. In 2007, she returned to her native Omaha and dove into assisting her mother with her diagnosis and is now actively involved in the autism awareness community. Wendy finds herself to be ridiculously hilarious and doesn’t think she’s weird for having three cats.

 

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The Sweetest Corn Muffins


While recently spending six days at the perfect, all-inclusive resort in Mexico, I routinely devoured steak, crab legs, lobster and tasty tropical drink after tasty tropical drink, I normally try orangina. On day five, however, I began craving a little comfort food. With a few mental flips through recipes I recently prepared, the perfect dish came to mind: Corn Chowder.

It would be the first at-home meal I’d whip up the next week, the ideal dinner to ease back into the brutal winter weather that has made national headlines. But this time I’d pair the chowder with a new recipe: Corn Muffins, as tested (and approved) by America’s Test Kitchen.

The recipe was fairly easy. The result was nothing short of fantastic. The muffins were moist and full of that unmistakable corn flavor they’re meant to have. They far surpass any corn muffin I’ve had at a restaurant, or any box mix I’ve prepared at home. The muffins are perfect on their own (served warm with honey and/or butter, if you please) or a great culinary accessory to Corn Chowder or any dish. Catfish or BBQ, perhaps?

Let’s eat. Better yet, let’s bake.

Corn Muffins
Makes 12 muffins
Whole-grain cornmeal has a fuller flavor than regular cornmeal milled from degerminated corn. To determine what kind of cornmeal a package contains, look closely at the label.

2 cups (10 ounces) unbleached all-purpose flour
1 cup (4-1⁄2 ounces) fine-ground, whole-grain yellow cornmeal
1-1⁄2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1⁄2 teaspoon salt
2 large eggs
3⁄4 cup (5-1⁄4 ounces) sugar
8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
3⁄4 cup sour cream
1⁄2 cup milk

Adjust an oven rack to the middle position and heat the oven to 400 degrees. Spray a standard muffin tin with nonstick cooking spray.

Whisk the flour, cornmeal, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a medium bowl to combine; set aside. Whisk the eggs in a second medium bowl until well combined and light-colored, about 20 seconds. Add the sugar to the eggs; whisk vigorously until thick and homogeneous, about 30 seconds; add the melted butter in 3 additions, whisking to combine after each addition. Add half the sour cream and half the milk and whisk to combine; whisk in the remaining sour cream and milk until combined. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients; mix gently with a rubber spatula until the batter is just combined and evenly moistened. Do not over-mix. Using an ice cream scoop or large spoon, divide the batter evenly among muffin cups, dropping it to form mounds. Do not level or flatten the surface of the mounds.

Bake until the muffins are light golden brown and a skewer inserted into the center of the muffins comes out clean, about 18 minutes, rotating the muffin tin from front to back halfway through the baking time. Cool the muffins in the tin for 5 minutes; invert the muffins onto a wire rack, stand the muffins upright, cool 5 minutes longer, and serve warm.

Free to a Good Home


I’ve loved and cared for these two houseplants for the past five years. However, my house receives precious little natural sunlight throughout the day – regardless of the season. These plants could likely thrive much better in a home more suited for growing such greenery.

With that, I’m looking to place these two houseplants in loving homes in the Omaha area. You are welcome to both, or just one. Comment below if you’re interested. You’ll receive the pots, as well.

My thumb couldn’t be less green, so I can’t give you any details about the types of plants these are. Just know that they are healthy (as far as I can tell) and need water about once a week.

When Dreams Intersect With Reality


I know I’ve spent a considerable amount of time working on a project when it shows up in my dreams. That happened last night. The scene, as I slumbered the night away: I was working alongside the BrightMix team for the redesign of the Silicon Prairie News Web site.

In real life I helped Silicon Prairie News edit existing copy and develop a style guide for Danny and the other contributors. I spent a small handful of evening hours reviewing and rewriting headlines and body copy.

In my dream I repeated the same tasks but we all were way ahead of schedule: two hours in advance of our launch time, in fact!

In real life, working with Danny and the BrightMix collective was an absolute treat. They are a passionate group of creative designers and developers – many of whom, despite their initial quiet demeanor, are a riot.

Working on the new Web site was an exciting opportunity and one I simply couldn’t pass up. And given the occasion to meet so many of the local Twitter users and hyperlinked names I’ve seen on the Web, I jumped at the chance.

Click over to the new (and improved!) Silicon Prairie News to hear the countless other stories of the region’s movers and shakers, dreamers and doers.  And if you’re free, swing by tonight’s launch party to celebrate the continuation of something big.

Dear U.S. Federal Government


Is this letter real? Who knows. Is it hilarious? Absolutely. For anyone who has applied for a passport or attempted to file paperwork with U.S. Government, you will find this funny and quite possibly true.

Dear sirs,

I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver’s license, on the last eight damn passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my damn address.

What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes workin’ there! Look at my picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don’t want to dig up Yasser Arafat, I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that’d be too easy and maybe make sense. You’d rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it’s really me on the damn picture – you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic morons) Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re totally pissed off!

Signed An Irate Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it’s me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 ……..I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang……..However, I have to get someone ‘important’ to verify who I am – you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

Sincerely,
You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who

Upcoming Arts, Community Events in Omaha


I enjoy my volunteer work in the community, a large part of which includes helping promote upcoming events in the Omaha area. Check out these events, the first of which is Saturday night at the Hot Shops Arts Center near downtown Omaha.

Omaha Entertainment and Arts Awards Show is Sunday, Jan. 24; Visual Arts Nominees Reception is Saturday, Jan. 9
www.oea-awards.com

Community Conversation on Christian-Muslim Relations with Dr. John Esposito is Thursday, Feb. 23
www.projectinterfaithusa.org/page/community-conversation-dr-john-esposito

Project Interfaith Seeks Local Youth (ages 17-22) for Six-Week Video Blogging Project; Application Deadline is Friday, Jan. 15
Download the PDF application

Sweet, Creamy and Tart: A Holy Trinity


A few weeks back I was on the lookout for a new dessert to bring to our office holiday luncheon. When my schedule changed, my contribution was depressingly reduced to two dozen cookies picked up at a nearby grocery store bakery. While the peppermint and red velvet cookies were a hit at work, they weren’t homemade. And when given the chance to bake for others, I leap at the chance.

The opportunity to make the following brownie recipe (courtesy of my aunt) thankfully resurfaced last week when Omaha, as I’ve mentioned before, was hit with a historic blizzard. Something like 12 inches of snow found its way on streets, lawns, roofs and, perhaps most frustrating, driveways. My driveway is hilly and long and a pain in the you-know-what to shovel. Matt and I tried to do it ourselves (OK, Matt made a grander attempt than I, but I digress), yet the white stuff proved too much.

That’s when our neighbor, Phil, stepped in. While away at a family party last week, Phil used his industrial-sized snow blower to completely clear our massive driveway. What a delight to arrive home to! To thank Phil for his kindness, I prepared these all-too-easy brownies. They are a simple dessert that’s equal parts sweet, creamy and tart. Best of all, when ornately arranged, they’re as pretty as they are delicious and a great way to say “thank you.”

Raspberry Brownies
Recipe courtesy of Diann Vannier

Prepare one family-size brownie mix, baking in a 9×13 pan for 15 minutes.

When the brownies have completely cooked, beat 8 ounces of softened cream cheese with a 1/2 cup powdered sugar. Spread the mixture over the crust, starting with a very thin layer to even out the crumbs, following with the remainder.

Top the cream cheese-powdered sugar mixture with a can of raspberry pie filling, and sprinkle sliced almonds on top.

It’s best to serve these delectable brownies after they’ve chilled in the refrigerator for an hour or two, thereby allowing the cream cheese and pie filling to set up.

My Muse In The Kitchen


My younger sister Katie earns a standing ovation for her willingness to help me learn my way around the kitchen — especially given that our kitchens are 1,500 miles apart. She answers my frantic text messages sent from the dairy department at the grocery store, and explains meal preparation with such passion that you can’t help but be hooked.

Eat This Chowder On Your Couch


I have a confession to make. Earlier today marked the very first time I ever sliced an onion. Ever. I am 31 years old and never once have I sliced an onion, let alone purchased one at the grocery store. I was willing to temporarily table my fears (and tears) for an amazing corn chowder recipe. I’ve sampled this particular corn chowder a few times before when visiting Matt’s parents. Matt’s dad (we like to call him Pastor Russ, as he’s the pastor of a Methodist church not far from Omaha) is a solid cook and makes a number of tasty dishes that are savory, filling and almost always prepared with lots of butter and cheese. To that I say, “Hallelujah!”

Over the holidays I asked Pastor Russ for his corn chowder recipe. He happily obliged, passing along the ingredients and instructions of a dish so hearty and satisfying it just begs to be eaten on the couch, under a warm blanket and in your coziest pajamas. It is that good.

I was even a bit more inspired this afternoon that I baked up a quick batch of cornbread on the side. It was the ideal complement for the chowder, the perfect substance to mop the last few globs of goodness that clung to the inside of my bowl.

The recipe yields a huge pot of chowder, enough for lunches and dinners for the next few days. Given the below-zero temperatures and consistent snowfall here in Nebraska, a thick chowder made with cream cheese, half and half and lots of love is the perfect way to keep warm on the inside.

Corn Chowder

Recipe courtesy of Pastor Russ

3/4 cup diced onion
3/4 cup diced celery
2 cans creamed corn
2 cans whole kernel corn, drained
1 can cream of mushroom soup
2 cups half and half
8-ounce package of cream cheese, softened
Salt and pepper to taste

In a small pan sauté the diced onion and diced celery in about 3 tablespoons of butter, cooking until the onion is clear.

In a large pot combine the four cans of corn, cream of mushroom soup and half and half. Don’t add the half and half all at once, but in small pours to ensure the chowder remains thick. You may use less than 2 cups of the half and half for a thicker chowder. Add the softened cream cheese in small chunks, stirring until the cream cheese is completely mixed in. Add the onion and celery (keeping that glorious butter in the pan) with the corn. Heat on low until the chowder is completely warmed through. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Option add-ins:
Diced potatoes
1 cup diced ham
1/2 cup diced carrots (sauté these with the celery and corn)

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